Your voice can give you super strength, but you'll sound incredibly silly.
Child grabbing classes are well worth the money.
If you have money, you can screw the rules.
Card games have everything to do with all facets of life.
Adding 'In America' to your sentences makes you awesome.
Wankers cramp is a deadly disease.
You only need a few keyboard keys to hack a computer.
Kidnapped little brothers are an every day occurrence.
The gaydar is an actual physical item.
Crazy hair can open doors for you.
When you get picked on by orphans, you know you're a loser.
Japanese puberty makes you think you're a pokemon.
Censorship can help you win, if you're male.
Large breasts will mesmerize any man (well, to be fair, that's also true IRL).
Saying 'Attention, duelists!' isn't as good as having a personality.
The more you look like a shemale, the more fan girls you'll have.
Having a sexy alter ego will destroy your love life.
When all else fails: MIND CRUSH!
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