See the elusive girl geek as she acts in local theater! Watch as she writes manuscripts, fanfiction, and anything else that come out of her deranged mind! Gawp as she reviews movies that normal women would run from in terror! GIRL GEEK!
Ever wondered: does the product in the infomercial really work? Well, the good folks of the internet are one step ahead of you. And the results may surprise you (IE, not everything is a dud). Check out these hilarious product reviews.
5. Rotato Express
Cut time from your tedious potato peeling: or at least watch Mario and Fafa play with the thing.
4. The Pocket Chair
We all know carrying around a real chair can be a hassle. But does this chair stand up to MikeJ's 200+ lb frame?
3. The Rollie
How hard is it to cook an egg? Well, if you're one of the egg-deprived masses, The Rollie might be for you. Just let Glove and Boots take a stab at it first.
This website lets you put in whatever ingredients you have on hand, and spits out recipes. With as little as flour and eggs, you can be on your way to food. Perfect for the college student, or those of us who need to go shopping.
Want to learn the basics of French, Spanish, German, or Portuguese? This is the place to do it. There are easy lessons to take at your own pace, to get to basic conversational levels. I'm done with the first lesson in German already. Ich bin eine Frau!
Tickld is a funny picture website. That's really it. It gets content from all over the web, so it's a one-stop-shop for internet trends. Check out these gems:
There are hits and misses, but it's a pretty good ratio.
You may remember the 1989 film adaptation, starring Christopher Walken. Striber probably wishes he didn't. He told Walken that he might be portraying him as a little too crazy. Reportedly Walken replied, "If the shoe fits."
The book doesn't make much more sense. The SENSATIONAL TRUE STORY of Whitley Striber and his alien abductions. If you're curious, the movie at least has Walken, and is good for a laugh. The book is boring, weird, and near incomprehensible. Just skip it.
This, like Communion, was turned into a movie. Like Communion, both the movie and the source material were bad. I'm a fan of Michael Crichton, but the plot was pointless, the characters wooden, and it lacked the usual flair found in Jurassic Park, or even Sphere (also fine movie adaptations).
Even if you're a fan, skip it.
Want to read someone's tedious self-insert fanfic, except the self is zombies? Then this is the book for you. Readable only to the most die-hard Austin/zombie aficionados, which is a bigger market than I anticipated: the book sold quite well.
This was the first book I ever read where realized I could/was doing better. I don't mean that in a prose way: I mean basic grammar and description skills. There are exclamation points all over the place. "Then the shark jumped out of the water! Then the T-rex got eaten!" Things like that.
As for prose, I don't care for it. It gets beyond silly. There's a part when a man in a sinking sub see the Megalodon swimming at him, jaws open, and frantically breathes in the water to try and drown himself before the shark eats him. The level of stupid there is beyond comprehension. The fact that he thinks this is possible, let alone making that poor character try and kill himself by drowning in under ten seconds...urg.
