5. The Back-Up (under the bed gun rack)
Why keep a gun on your nightstand when it can be under your bed? For $39.95 you can keep the monster under your bed armed and dangerous!
4. Spray-On hair.
They can't even make it look good in the promo picture. It looks like you spray-painted your head. Congrats for a realistic product photo!
3. The Privacy Scarf
Now you can watch porn in public and not be judged. Nobody will know what's up.
2. The SpeedFit
I can't even make a joke about this. It's beneath my dignity.
1. Ahhh: Toilet Paper Foam Moistener
I get replacing wet wipes, that aren't supposed to be flushed. But what about WATER?! Jeeze...
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