Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Five Stupid Products

5. The Back-Up (under the bed gun rack)


Why keep a gun on your nightstand when it can be under your bed? For $39.95 you can keep the monster under your bed armed and dangerous!

4. Spray-On hair.

They can't even make it look good in the promo picture. It looks like you spray-painted your head. Congrats for a realistic product photo!

3. The Privacy Scarf


Now you can watch porn in public and not be judged. Nobody will know what's up.

2. The SpeedFit

I can't even make a joke about this. It's beneath my dignity.

1. Ahhh: Toilet Paper Foam Moistener


I get replacing wet wipes, that aren't supposed to be flushed. But what about WATER?! Jeeze...

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