ABC TALKED TO MEEEE!

HOLY CRAP.

ABC, easy as OMG

Update on the ABC insanity: The fired waitress gave an interview. Basically, she says she'll never go back and that people just want in for the spectacle. Right on the money, Kid.

While I slept there were multiple posts on all the Facebook pages. There's a grand re-opening scheduled for the 21st, they hired a new PR firm, and of course, insulted customers left and right. The trolls are eating well.

This is one lesson Amy and Samy just won't learn.

ABC: The insanity continues. UPDATED

They just keep making new Facebook pages. I think this is vague chronological order:

The Original

2.0

The support page with 'Night Admin'!

3rd page where they announce that they've receive threats and are closing for safety reasons.

Bonus: Their Twitter!

Sorry Samy, no stopping this train. The Internet is serious business. Mark my words, they'll be suing (or trying to sue) Gordon Ramsy soon.

 

ABC: GLORIOUS DAY!

I  don't give a rats ass about reality TV. Usually. But for Amy's Baking Company, I'll make an exception.

If you're not in the know, ABC is a company featured in the season finale of Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares: a show where Chef Ramsey tries to help struggling restaurants make something of themselves. After hearing that the owners of the show were going crazy on Facebook, Reddit, and Yelp, I had to take a look.

SWEET. JESUS.

To sum up: These people are pants crapping INSANE. I thought I had it bad at the now defunct Il Posto. Johnny has nothing on Samy (though the two look alike, down to the bags, silver hair, accent, and gold chains. My Dad woulda laughed his ass off at this guy). Amy is God's gift to the world, and if you're a hater, you're obviously know nothing about food. She told Chef Ramsey that he was wrong about his under cooked pizza.

But the fun doesn't stop there. There are several facebook pages (periodically on and offline) where the couple just won't stop talking about the FBI, haters, and how they are beautiful, sane people. Take a look:

This is lovley. 

You call yourself a Christian?

But the most amazing thing comes from the  "I support Amy's Baking Company Bakery Boutique & Bistro 100 percent" page.

You read right. They are comparing people complaining about their food to TERRORISM and MASS MURDER. And they just will not stop. Constant posts, replies, threats of bringing down the FBI on the "hackers" who posted on their pages. They do not understand about feeding the trolls. It's amazing that people could be this oblivious.

Even Amy's "three little boys trapped in cat bodies" have gotten online to defend their Meowma.

I think this sums it up best:

Welcome to the internet, Samy and Amy. Can't wait to see what batshit stuff you come up with while defending your frozen ravioli and defaming Gordon Ramsey's midget porn double's death by badger. Sadly, they took this down before I could get a screencap.

RIP Percy Foster. Too soon.

Here's two more sites with their screen capped insanity. Enjoy the rants that make Westboro look almost reasonable.