Five things the boss man doesn't know about. Screw you, suits! I'm a rebel!
5. A piece of hard candy.
Just one. But that's one more than the man wants me to have.
4. Feminine products
They're in my office, just in case. And the boss will never know, unless he happens to look behind one specific box in a drawer! HAHAHA!
3. A book
Hey, sometimes it's slow or I need a little break. For those times, I have a book. It's hidden in my personal bag. Take THAT corporate culture!
2. A water bottle
I'm not supposed to have water sitting overnight in my office. No joke. Fuck that.
1. My disdain for my boss
To be fair, everyone else is hiding that too.
5. A piece of hard candy.
Just one. But that's one more than the man wants me to have.
4. Feminine products
Not quite.
They're in my office, just in case. And the boss will never know, unless he happens to look behind one specific box in a drawer! HAHAHA!
3. A book
Hey, sometimes it's slow or I need a little break. For those times, I have a book. It's hidden in my personal bag. Take THAT corporate culture!
2. A water bottle
I'm not supposed to have water sitting overnight in my office. No joke. Fuck that.
1. My disdain for my boss
To be fair, everyone else is hiding that too.
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