Friday, May 5, 2017

So, are we not talking about the Chitauri?

So, like, remember back in 2012 when aliens called Chitauri attacked New York?

As shown in this helpful documentary.

And remember how we all basically just rebuilt New York and got back to normal after yelling at the people who did it?

Again, helpful documentary here.

So...are we not talking about how aliens are real, and anyone who knows an abductee is getting the "I F*CKING TOLD YOU SO!" speech constantly?

Also, apparently Christopher Walken was wrong, and Whitley Striber isn't crazy.

Like...really? As a society we're ignoring that completely and just getting back to normal? Never mind that a guy who shilled for war bonds in WW2 somehow reappeared no older, or how a green giant is here, or how there may be actual magic, godlike people, we're just done talking about aliens?

Maybe I'm in the dark, but shouldn't there be all sorts of talk about this? Like, some cult that worships the aliens? Or a Million Mom's-style protest group boycotting anything that has aliens in it, because Jesus didn't ever talk about aliens, so they're all going to hell?

Poor bastards. They're going to lose like 3 rentals over this.

I live in Michigan, and we haven't had any aliens here that I know of, but still, this can't just be a New York issue. I haven't heard Colbert or anyone talking about it.

He'd rather promote new movies and political views. Typical.

I don't know...maybe everyone is just too busy trying to put Tony Stark in jail for making a killer robot.

Yet, they keep making documentaries about it.

If we've given up on talking about Aliens as a society, that's fine. Just someone tell me, okay?

Or at least tell Roland Emmerich.

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